Living where even the boonies have boonies

Oh boy, where do I start? It's been such a long time. Forgive me, readers. I'm on my way back, but it's been quite a journey. The nearest house is half a mile away, and after that it's two miles to the next one. Stores? What stores? Living here is serene and beautiful. I thought I'd feel more isolated, but I've been making friends hand-over-fist, and the small towns around here have active lesbian communities, monthly potlucks and friendly welcoming neighbors. Mr. Lesbian? That's a whole other story. I'm in the process of writing about it, but meanwhile thanks for sticking around. I'll be back to writing regularly in the very, VERY near future.